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It's no secret that I love airports!
Something about the excitement of jet setting off around the globe, buying
makeup in duty-free, right down to the complimentary chocolates you get in
flight. Airports are also a great place to go celeb-spotting while you wait
(hint: they’re the ones attempting to go incognito with baseball caps and
sunglasses, which inadvertently draws attention since normal people do not do
this). Since my dad lives over the other side of the country, you’re likely to
find me 40,000 feet above ground, sobbing hysterically while watching Marley & Me. I was told to
shut up on the plane recently because I was weeping so much. (Sorry to the
person who was sitting next to me). This was all while the guy seated 2 rows in
front acted like a first class pain in the ass, requesting them to remove the
rice from his prepacked fried rice. I even love the sniffer dogs at airport
security, who have a great taste in perfume, and can always distinguish between
my two signature fragrances; Coco Mademoiselle and Chanel no. 5.
Ariana Grande for Teen Vogue February 2014 Photographed by: Sebastian Kim |
Airports also hold memories of flying
back from a summer in Thailand 4 years ago, having contracted typhoid fever
(again, sorry to the person who was sitting next to me). I got off the plane
wearing a sequined halter top, elephant gaucho pants, with hundreds of tiny
braids in my hair. An outfit that would have seen Coco Chanel turning over in
her grave more than her company’s recent release of its sneaker line (see here).
They say fashion is the most powerful art there is. ‘It shows the world who we
are, and who we’d like to be’. Just like gaucho pants show the world I’d like
to major in drum circles or overthrow the government promoting veganism and
Greenpeace. I was so unwell upon arrival; that I lay in the middle of the
airport floor, while air hostesses stepped over me. It wasn’t until I got home
from hospital and saw 1 unread message of ‘Hey! I think I saw you at Melbourne
Airport?’ that the memories came flooding back. Honestly, 4 years is not long
enough ago for this to stop being embarrassing- I owned gaucho's, and that will
never be erased. If this experience has taught me
anything, it’s how to look fly while you fly: the rules of keeping comfortable
while you travel in style! (Gaucho pants not included).
RULE #1 - KEEP CALM AND CARRY-ON
ALWAYS pack a comfortable sweater or
jacket in your carry on. Even if you’re travelling to the tropical Bora Bora,
aeroplanes love to blast the air conditioning so extreme, you may question
whether you caught the a flight to Alaska by mistake.
RULE #2 - SUNGLASSES ARE NOT JUST FOR A SUNNY DESTINATION
A good pair of sunglasses instantly
hides the bags under your eyes from the
lack of sleep you got on the plane. (Now that I think about it, I wish the bags under my eyes were Louis Vuitton!) It’s a bonus if you’re
travelling somewhere warm!
RULE #3 - TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!
In the wise words of Blair Waldorf,
leggings and tights may be comfortable, but opt for your fave pair of black
skinny jeans or blue jeans instead. Next to the electric chair and the
'hotseat', economy tickets rank first as the most uncomfortable, so wear your
most comfortable pair of pants!
RULE #4 - 'BALLS ARE TO ME, WHAT PURSES ARE TO WOMEN'
A good bag is not simply a bag - we
feel naked in public without it! Take a chic handbag for all your carry-on
items to instantly add glam to your airport ensemble.
RULE #5 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS...
Airports require a bit of walking, so
opt for a cute pair of ballet flats or boots, rather than your fave heels . If you do go for flats
though, remember to pack a pair of socks for the flight.
Thanks to her crazy schedule that sees her flying around the globe,
Kendall Jenner has earned sky-high fashion cred for her airport ensembles.
Proving it is possible to get to your destination comfortably, and look totally
stylish while doing so!
Xx
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