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Saturday 28 November 2015

Should We Have Overweight Barbie Dolls?


As a tomboy growing up, Barbie seemed to represent everything I hated about girls, distilled into one twig thin, convertible driving, career whoring package of plastic evil.
My two sisters on the other hand, loved to take their Southern belle Barbies for joy rides in their matching hot pink glam convertibles, and spy on Stacy (another non-Mattel doll) who was hooking up with Ken in the hot tub. At one point I think they had a pregnancy scare. All while Ken secretly struggled with his sexuality. (Seriously, what straight guy wears a hot pink ascot?)

Little did my sisters know that a war was raging outside the walls of their idyllic Malibu Dream Houses. Barbie’s unrealistic proportions, which in real life would see her unable to walk with a torso too small to fit all her organs, have sparked controversy as to the place that ‘Overweight Barbie’ occupies on the shelves of toy stores. It wasn’t until Facebook page Plus Sized Modelling posed this idea to its subscribers, however – generating over 50,000 likes in support - that I suddenly became defensive of the reincarnated plastic devil.

Apparently the solution to Barbie’s twig-thin physique is to condone obesity, an epidemic plaguing 1 in 3 children who ‘brush her hair’, and ‘undress her everywhere’. If a doll’s proportions are seen to have such a significant impact upon the body image of young girls, then introducing an overweight doll will only perpetuate unhealthy lifestyle choices, replacing one body image disorder with another.

Is our self-confidence so fragile that we let the dimensions of a doll dictate our happiness? Let’s fill girls of this generation with the confidence to know they are more than how they look, rather than filling their California Dream Houses with overweight Barbie dolls, and hoping that the same message comes through.

If we really want to continue this ridiculous quest for more ‘realistic’ expectations of our dolls, why not start with ‘Mid-life crisis Barbie’? Finally divorced from Ken, Barbie sets off on a road-trip in her brand new pink convertible (courtesy of her ex-husband’s credit card). Includes; Ken’s house, furniture, entire salary and custody of their two children.

And nothing could be more realistic than ‘Hung over Barbie’: All of those ‘come on Barbie lets go party’(s) have really caught up with the drunken doll as she attends weekly Alcoholics Anonymous support meetings. Includes: yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it.

It’s time to stop analysing through the mind of an adult and start seeing through the eyes of a child. While a posse of insecure mums complain that their third time child-bearing body isn’t accurately represented by a nineteen-year-old doll, their daughters recognise that just like Dora and Cinderella, Barbie is not a real person.

What we are unable to ignore, however, is that almost 40% of children are experiencing body dissatisfaction, with girls as young as five expressing a desire to be thinner. Despite parents concern, an experimental study in Holland testing the effects of playing with thin dolls found no support to the assumption that Barbie negatively influences body image.

What we do know, however, is that children’s early ideas about weight and appearance are shaped by observing, absorbing, and imitating adult role models. No doubt that mothers who use Barbie as a scapegoat, are also those whose children overhear them asking ‘does this dress make me look fat?’

If we want to change the generation of body-conscious children, we need to stop forcing the blame onto Barbie (after all, she is simply a product of our ‘Barbie world’, which perpetuates this obsession with appearance) and start talking to girls about things other than how they look.

Why not begin with the first person on the moon, who wasn’t Neil Armstrong in 1969, but astronaut Barbie four years earlier? In the 90s she broke the ‘plastic ceiling’ by running for president before any female candidate had been considered in the American ballot. Let’s talk about the nascar-driving-fashion-mermaid-doctor who acts as an agent for change for girls, rather than making her thighs bigger and hoping the same message comes through. 

 Xx

Monday 23 November 2015

24 things to take you from Ebenezer Scrooge to Cindy-Lou

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here by claireshallvey featuring christmas mugs


“On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love…” Hold it right there! Twelve days of Christmas? You’re kidding me right? I’ve been celebrating Christmas since the 1st of November! If the radio playing Band-aid’s ‘Do they know it’s Christmas time’ and shopping centres decked out in baubles and tinsel isn't enough to get you in the festive spirit, then its time you partake in '24 things to take you from Ebenezer Scrooge to Cindy-Lou' before the big day.

  1. Create a mix tape of Christmas carols to play.....on repeat, for the next two months.
  2. Buy a new Christmas decoration to hang on the tree among the handcrafted baubles made from polystyrene and sequins.
  3. Cook up a storm in the kitchen and bake festive treats like; Rudolf cupcakes, gingerbread men and Rum balls (minus the rum)
  4. Watch Christmas films like; Elf, The Grinch and A Christmas Carol…
  5. Make a Christmas wreath
  6. Write cards to all your friends! Who doesn’t love mail when it’s not bills?
  7. Organise a secret Santa
  8. Go to the snow, and if there isn’t any near you take a visit to the ice rink and go skating
  9. Buy Christmas themed pyjamas or an ugly Christmas sweater to speed lazy days in
  10. Watch ‘Carols in the Domain’ or your equivalent. (Plus you’ll be able to sing along this year if you’ve been listening to your Christmas playlist)
  11. Make your own advent calendar and fill it with your favourite treats
  12. Visit family and friends (to pass off the Christmas baking that didn’t turn out so well)
  13. Paint festive designs on your nails (and then give up and paint over them in green and red)
  14. Research quirky and special gift ideas for friends and family, rather then joining in with the Christmas shopping frenzy a few days before
  15. Drive around late at night looking at all the Christmas lights, and then stop off for hot chocolates on the way home
  16. Go to your local carols by candle light and sit out on deck chairs eating fish and chips 
  17. Create a scrapbook using old Christmas photos
  18. Buy a box of quality streets and play pocker using the sweets to place bets 
  19. Plan out a Christmas outfit in advance. Not only will it make sure you look great and festive on the day, but it means more time to spend un-wrapping presents! 
  20. Delve into Christmas culture and create a Christmas quiz. Either quiz your family after dinner or invite your friends over to see who truly is the quiz master.
  21. Create a new Christmas tradition as well as celebrate old ones
  22. "Deck the halls with bells and holy" and of course your bedroom. Whether you go simple with fairy lights and a Christmas bedspread, or all out and your room somewhat resembles Santa's grotto, it's sure to get you in the festive spirit 
  23. Donate to charity. It's important for us to remember those less fortunate than ourselves especially during the holiday season. So spread the love by giving a present to those in need.
  24. Set up a wrapping station to rival those set up in shopping centres. Put on a Christmas film grab some wrapping paper, ribbon and tags to match and you'll be all set for some serious wrapping. 

    If this doesn't get you in the festive spirit, I don't know what will. I hope you all enjoy the lead up to Christmas and that the shopping centres don't get too frantic.
    
  





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Saturday 21 November 2015

20 things to do before you’re 20!

(Or twenty things to do when you're bored cause age is just a number baby)


I was working at the shoe store the other day, and a customer was trying to decide between dark brown and black work shoes. The black were the  "safer choice", while the dark brown were quote “a little more crazy and reckless”.
Perhaps I hang out with too many people with blue hair or something, because if dark brown shoes are 'living on the edge', then I must be out of control. As of my most recent birthday I am NINETEEN! This is officially my last opportunity to become a teen mom, and fuck my life up forever. So in celebration of this occasion, and the fact that I have 365 days left to not be a proper adult, here my list of the Top 20 things to do before you’re 20:

1)    Prank calling: This is honestly my calling in life (no pun intended). Some kids are good at sports, I’m great at prank calling. My personal favourite is calling in sick to places you don’t actually work. A word of advice though, remember to block your number cause it gets really awkward when they realise it’s not actually “Tiffany” from an adult phone line.
2)    Bake: I’m not exactly the greatest cook. Most of the time the chicken I serve is so undercooked, a skilled vet could still resuscitate it. The point is, baking for someone you love requires a lot of time and effort, and you’ll probably both get to eat it, so really you’re just making a delicious snack.
3)    Experiment with lipstick: Try out a new colour! How about black, or even a bold red lip if you usually stick with neutral colours? What’s the worst that can happen? If it looks terrible, just wash it off!
4)    Trolley Races: When we were kids, we used to have trolley races in the shopping centre car-park! Just please be careful not to be an idiot and dangerous around cars
5)    Go to a concert: Who doesn’t like music? The answer is absolutely nobody. So by the sheer law of probability, if you’re reading this, a band you like or an artist you have on your iPod will hopefully be going on tour very soon. 
6)    Talk to an old person: Have you ever realised that elderly people have lived through the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s and all the changes in fashion, music and lifestyle that go along with that. I just find that so fascinating!
7)    Make a Halloween costume: The best costumes are the ones you make with your own two hands. Plus it’s so much fun trawling through thrifty stores and vintage shops, or craft markets and department stores trying to put the outfit together
8)    VOTE: Let your opinion be heard because your voice now officially matters
9)    Cry while watching a movie: If you haven’t cried while watching a film, you’re either dead inside, or you haven’t seen enough movies. Either way, I recommend ‘My Sister’s Keeper’ or ‘Marley and Me’, cause lets be real, it’s so much sadder when dogs die in movies
10)  Volunteer: Believe it or not, there are people out there who only have Foxtel in like one of their houses. My point is, volunteering (I work in an animal shelter with the doggies)is a great way to make a small difference, and meet cool people who are statistically less likely to be jerks.
11) Find a classic literary novel that you actually like: My personal favourite is ‘Catcher in the Rye’ which is what inspired the more modern ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’
12)  Become a fangirl: Find a TV show, book, movie or celebrity that you’re obsessed with. Then put posters of them in your room, watch every YouTube video with their name in the title, and write them an email (they probably won’t respond, but good luck!)
13) Name an animal: The world is better with pets, and getting to give them a name is so much fun! Plus they can’t get teased at school if you choose something horrific like (Naah… its pronounced Na-dash-a)
14) Take some photos with a polaroid camera: Its cool seeing the photo develop right before your very eyes
15) Have a sleepover with all of your best girlfriends: ‘Nuff said
16) Get a job: What better way to earn your own money and feel the satisfaction of a hard day’s work? Ha! Are they still telling those lies?
17) Decorate your house for the holidays: Go all out one Christmas and decorate your tree and house with ornaments and decorations everywhere
18) Re-watch episodes of your favourite kids shows: I promise it will be just as magical as when you were younger (Helloooo Lizzie McGuire)
19) Buy something you really want, even if its expensive: You want beachy waves? Buy some of ‘Surfer Janes overpriced piece of shit’. Purchase something you really want and remember to treat yourself once in a while!
20) Give yourself a medal for actually reading all twenty things! Or a ‘Well Done’ ribbon if you skipped straight to number twenty.  

Xx


Wednesday 21 October 2015

Trick or Treat?

I’m still not exactly sure what’s supposed to happen if you choose ‘trick’…..


It’s not sweat pants it’s trakkie daks
It’s not a diaper it’s a nappy
It’s not a mall it’s a shopping centre
It’s not a cell phone it’s a mobile phone
It’s not soda it’s soft drink
It’s not cookie it’s biscuit
It’s not math it’s maths
It’s not drug store it’s chemist
It’s not vacation it’s holiday
It’s not zee it’s zed
It’s not 911 it’s 000
It’s not candy it’s lollies

And it’s not Halloween, it’s October 31st.

Australians don’t do Halloween. I have never been trick or treating (without being held against my will, that is). Try telling that to my mum however, who forces me every year into costume, so I can drag an eight-year-old around the neighbourhood. Here are a few of the responses I get…

House #1

Us: Trick or Treat?!
Doorman: This isn’t America!!!
*slams door*

House #2

Us: Trick or Treat?!
Doorwoman: Aren’t you a little old to be in costume?
*turns to Jasper and hands him enough candy to diagnose 15 children with ADHD*

House #3

Us: Trick or Treat?!
Doorwoman: Everyone quick!! Turn off the lights and pretend we’re not home!! Shhhhhh

House #4

Us: Trick or Treat?!
Door old grandma: Awww isn’t this sweet. Here, have some candy
*hands us rock candy (don’t think it was like that when she bought it during the Second World War)*
**starts talking about her cats**

Most years I go around the neighbourhood in a Darth Vader costume, and now I finally get why he wore this thing. Nothing conceals your identity (or sheer embarrassment) more than an obtrusive black mask. Maybe Darth Vader had really bad acne or something…

Well this year is going to be different! Claire and I are going to a Halloween Party. It’s like Regina George said ‘halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it’. Unless you go as a slutty Mother Theresa.

So forget the store-bought costumes (oh, the horror!) and check out these cult faves!


Cher - Clueless
Wednesday Addams - The Addams Family
Daria and Jane - Daria
Elle Woods - Legally Blonde
Juno
Sanderson Sisters - Hocus Pocus
Now excuse me while I carve a pumpkin, stir a cauldron and buy some descent candy for the kids who knock on our door. I mean lollies. 

Xx

Tuesday 13 October 2015

Confessions of a Teenage Fangirl

They say you never forget the first time you fall in love; passionately, head-over-heels, crazy in love. The kind where you get butterflies, and they’re on your mind all of the time. Becoming obsessed with a band feels a lot like falling in love. My first kiss — with a guitar player — on a poster in my room, takes me back to the third grade. While my friends were doing their class projects on the life cycle of butterflies and the Solar System, I chose to research Canadian rock band ‘Simple Plan’. They had that rough-and-ready 2005 punk style that I love: low-riding cargo pants, mohawks, and Converse sneakers.

During what can only be coined as my ‘Simple Plan phase’, I painted my nails black, which my strict Catholic school teachers saw as the ultimate act of moral sin, and my parents saw as the first step towards a life behind bars. I also begged my mum to let me learn the drums or electric guitar, eventually compromising on classical piano (that’s how compromise works with my mother.) Unlike a relationship where the other person may need space once in a while, you never need to worry that you’re smothering a band.

While the word ‘obsession’ was once used to define an actual mental disorder, #obsessed now describes an affinity for everything from kale salad to Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows. As all fellow addicts at Gossip Girl anonymous will confirm, becoming a fangirl almost always begin in the same way. First you overhear conversations of ‘how great the show is’, and have your sanity questioned when you admit that you’re not up to date. Friends recite memorable lines you’ve never heard and force you to watch 10 minute YouTube montages of the funniest scenes, expecting you laugh anyway. Without even knowing it, you’re being thrust into the first phase of obsession: ‘the gateway episode’. Like a friend introducing you to a cute guy at a party, it may be love at first sight, however it often takes a few dates with your new show before deciding if it’s really ‘the one’.

So like any high-school peer-pressured courtship, you give the pilot episode a chance. Soon enough however, you find yourself immersed in Phase 2: the ‘follow on social media stage’. You dig so far into their Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook accounts that you’re practically an archaeologist. In some extreme cases, you surpass the ‘YouTube interview phase’ altogether and arrive straight at the ‘getting arrested for stalking phase’.

Three seasons in your Netflix history later and you’re engrossed in a fully-fledged romance. Gossip Girl understands you like no one has before. It makes you laugh, it picks you up at the end of a hard day, and soon enough you’re daydreaming about breaking the metaphysical barrier and entering the world of the show. You find yourself thinking ‘that’s such a Serena thing to say’, or wondering if Blair Waldorf would want you as part of her clique. Welcome to Phase 3.

You’d think my parents would be thankful that I’m addicted to Gossip Girl and not sneaking out in the middle of the night smoking pot, stealing cars, or doing something drastic where I might end up starring on My Strange Addiction. (There’s nothing strange about wanting to have my ashes scattered on the steps of the Met where Serena and Blair hang out, is there?) Instead, they roll their eyes at another one of my phases, as I try really hard to convince them that I need $4,000 for the complete collection of headbands worn on the show.

Like all over-protective parents, my father rarely gives his blessing to the ‘new obsession’ that has been spending so much time with his daughter. My affinity with Simple Plan was a budding romance until he threatened to issue a restraining order against me if I continued one more rendition of ‘Welcome to my Life’. As I grew into my pre-teen years, dinner-times were overrun by professing my need for concert tickets, and threatening to go on a hunger strike like Ghandi until I was allowed to go. All while my father (seated at the head of the table doing Sudoku in pen) voiced his distaste at his 12-year-old daughter, who was ‘too young’ to be going to a rock concert, and could wait until she was ‘at least thirty’.
  
The end of an obsession is a lot like a breakup. In the heartbreak of the final episode airing, you eat ice-cream straight from the tub and try to remember what the hell you did before the addiction took over your life. Other times the honeymoon period simply fizzles out. You realise you’ve been blowing off your friends, and you’re even starting to second guess your decision to get a commemorative tattoo. Then one day you’re just watching the director’s cut on YouTube, and the gaffer is explaining the lighting techniques used in Season 5 episode 9, when suddenly you realise you have nothing left to give. That’s how you know you’ve reached Phase 4: falling out-of-love.

So finally you arrive at the decision that you need space. Today you’re going to leave your house, maybe see friends or start reading books again. You smile at the thought of this newfound freedom. Gossip Girl feels like a distant memory. You smile. Blair Waldorf would totally want you in her clique.  

And if you’re lucky, a few ex-obsessions will get a second chance and make it to Phase Five: Fangirl Reborn! Three words: Sequel coming soon. 

Xx

Saturday 3 October 2015

Early 2000s Beauty Throwback


Distinguishable by her roll on glitter, excessive lip gloss and butterfly hair clips, the early 2000s girl has never exactly been the ‘go to’ for fashion trends. But for most of us, this period marked the beginning of our experimentation into the world of beauty. We’ve rounded up out favourite blast from the past products, probably worn by Paris Hilton and her Chihuahua… what’s its name again? Nicole Richie, in this ultimate beauty throw back.

Every birthday I pleaded with my parents for the endless array of Mary Kate and Ashley movies, pens, dolls and of course; sparkly flavoured lip gloss!!  When my friend Bettina had an Olsen twin cake for her 10th birthday, we argued incessantly over who got to eat Mary-Kate’s face. I obviously lost, since I vividly remember getting stuck with the ‘P’ in ‘Happy Birthday Bettina’. 

Britney Spears was the trailblazer for the celebrity-turned-perfume trend, leading the way with her fragrance ‘Curious’! Take one step into David Jones and be overpowered by the smell of ‘Fantasy’ still sold today!
It wouldn’t be the early 2000s without ‘Lip Smackers’! At one point or another we all tried to eat them, (before realising that they weren't in fact edible). Or maybe that’s just me. 

Ah the Conair! What wonderful memories I have of letting my 6-year-old sister twist my hair, and then getting it caught in the motor and having to cut it out. I guess it worked for the girls pictured on the box…

Flicking through the pages of ‘Total Girl’ in the early 2000s, roll on glitter was all the rage! Of course when I first tried it out, I looked more like a glittery gel pen than the models in the magazine, but I felt utterly gorgeous!

No one made crimped hair cooler than Lizzie McGuire! Just don’t forget to add the glittery hairspray and butterfly clips as a final touch. 


And so the early 2000s girl really was iconic after all — with her chunky crimped highlights, while every teen heart throb (I’m looking at you, Jesse McCartney), boasted frosted blonde tips. In this decade, midriffs were bare, glitter literally everywhere, and we were ‘not that innocent’. 

Xx

Thursday 1 October 2015

Sunglasses After Dark

This Summer, don’t just cool down in the shade, stand OUT in a pair of unique shades guaranteed to turn heads!

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Considering that I am white as a toilet, a pair of sunglasses are a must have for Summer! But this season, I don’t want to just stand in the shade, I want to stand OUT in a pair of cool shades. And if these don’t meet the criteria, I don’t know what will. In fact, you’ll love them so much, that you may start wearing them inside. Actually no, please don’t do that. The only people who wear sunglasses indoors are blind people and assholes. Let's stick with their intended purpose shall we? Watching people without them knowing: it's like facebook! Please don't do that either...

Sunglasses After Dark


Xx


Sunday 6 September 2015

Here Comes Summer

I may be a little too excited for summer, but honestly who isn't? When you've been waking up and coming home in the dark, can't remember what it's like to be warm without throwing on a million layers, your drenched from the rain and can no longer feel your fingers, it makes you wonder what soul sucking drab people even like winter.
That may be a little extreme. As much as I enjoy hot chocolates and cosy winter nights, there is only so many movies a girl can watch before hibernating in your lounge room under blankets becomes a little boring, and you begin to reminisce of the life you once had outside of your winter den. For me, the changing of the seasons is a lot like Christmas. I begin counting down the days, writing lists of all the seasoned themed things I plan to do, and ogling at shop windows as their mannequins trade their scarves and beanies for floppy hats and shades. I guess I just get sick of the same thing pretty quickly and jump at the opportunity to change up my make-up look, outfits, trading the indoors for outdoors to match the weather. 
As September is the first month of spring, we can all officially start looking forward to lazy days on the beach, pastels, tropical fruit, dresses and summer holidays. I know as I'm welcoming the warmer months, others are starting a new school year, and dragging gloves and winter coats out of closets. And even though the seasons may be different, we've all got Christmas to look forward to! I'm sorry if for some of you, September is too early to start getting hyped up about reindeers and wrapping paper, but the stores are selling mince pies and Christmas trees, so I'll be playing the Christmas carols loud and clear. 



Whether you're looking at my plans for summer and reminiscing of times gone by, or your dreaming of days to come, we can all enjoy the milder weather before the extreme hot or cold. Unless you've been isolated from the rest of the world in the U.S. Polar base, then it has been hard not to notice that the fashion world has gone nuts over seventies fashion. It's time to raid your mums wardrobe and hit the thrift stores, because those flared trousers and mustard ribbed t-shirt your mum wore to her first job interview are back with a vengeance. In fact, you don't need to bother hunting high and low for those vintage platforms that are to die-for, because most mainstream stores have incorporated the seventies trend into there spring look. 
  
I feel like majority will agree when I say we all tend to stick to darker berry and mauve lips in the winter, with bolder eye makeup featuring browns and bronzes. Am I right? Well with summer just around the corner it's time to dig through that makeup bag of yours change your palette to one featuring nudes, pastels, beiges and peals. Because no doubt these all went into hibernation as the weather went grey. Or maybe I'm apart of a minority who change there makeup look to suit the season, and while I've been restricting myself to the colours of the leaves, everyone else has been enjoying a fresh dewy look all year round.

As the cherry trees blossom and the weather starts to warm up, this little glimpse of spring does nothing but get me excited for the picnics, swimming, ice-creams and hot summer nights to come. Sure I'll miss the hot chocolates and cosy nights by the couch, but the seasons will change once again. So for now till next time winter.





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